i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend
"Weed is not a drug."
- Somebody who doesn’t know that weed is a drug
fun fact: don’t do that
"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"
translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.
“but..skinny shaggy boy, cigarettes kill you!” “well skinny sad girl…thats the point”
how to write poetry like a white person
- the taste of you
- save me
- no wait save yourself
make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter
*strokes my chin metaphorically* i love my ass…
bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing
Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off
your ex already did
if you think i seem thirsty for attention
- i am