turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via toodopetoexist)

clestroying:

When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend

image

(via thetowndrugdealer)

heckacute:

"Weed is not a drug."

- Somebody who doesn’t know that weed is a drug

(via shavingryansprivates)

make me choose | jessiepinkman asked: dean’s looks or his personality

(via heyilikeyourassbutt)

clubsnuggie:

fun fact: don’t do that

(via thetowndrugdealer)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"

translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.

(via thehilariousblog)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

“but..skinny shaggy boy, cigarettes kill you!” “well skinny sad girl…thats the point”

(Source: slippier, via eeveegod)

theanti90smovement:

*strokes my chin metaphorically* i love my ass…

(via urtube)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

(via whorville)

(Source: pbmc77, via thetowndrugdealer)

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

(Source: calakazam, via getyoudancingwiththe-devil)