IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
nice to know the bras the fans throw on stage are being used
Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
you really need to save things like this in your drafts and read them out loud a couple of times before you decide to hit publish now.
when u suddenly just have lots of horny thoughts
Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT